- They prefer to stay up all night and sleep all day
- Although we go through boxes of cereal and gallons of milk, I never actually see them eating
- Their rooms are always smelly and dark
- Daylight seems to bother them when we do make them join society once in awhile
- They prefer dark hoodies as their main fashion statement
- They are constantly closing the curtains, supposedly because the sun makes it hard to see the TV, computer etc.
- They hate the Twilight movies because of their unrealistic portrayal of vampires. Apparently real vampires do not sparkle.
- They are moodily short on small talk
- They avoid mirrors at all costs